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Do you have dry hair that’s prone to dullness, split ends and a serious case of the frizzies? A trendy hair salon in one of London’s ritziest neighbourhoods, Chelsea, has the solution for you: bull semen.

Bull semen is the key ingredient in the luxurious 45-minute spa treatment at the upscale salon. Combined with the root of the katera plant, this protein-packed treatment promises to repair, protect and moisturize lifeless hair, leaving it lush and glossy. After shampooing, the hair is gently massaged with the concoction and set under steam to allow for absorption, then blow dried to finish.

The treatment is praised for its ability to deeply penetrate every single hair shaft, delivering vital nourishment and moisture. While avocados and other ingredients have been tested, the owner of the salon swears that nothing is as effective as bull semen, and it appears that clients agree. The treatment has proven to be quite popular, despite its $100+ price tag. The charge for the treatment is justifiable; the semen is extracted from not just organically raised bulls, but pedigree Angus at that.

If you want to get your luxurious bull semen hair treatment, you’d better hurry – it’s only offered when the bull produces enough of it. And no, it doesn’t smell. The semen is studiously refrigerated before use to eliminate any scent.

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The Covid-19 pandemic is putting extraordinary pressure on everyone. As the Largest Provider of Medical Aesthetic Medicine in Canada, we have implemented the most effective health and safety protocols, in accordance with public health guidelines, to protect both you and our team. In order to align with the goals of fewer patients in the clinic, Skin Vitality is offering complimentary virtual consultations in the privacy of your own home with a Member of our Medical Team 8am until 10pm Monday to Friday as well as Saturdays & Sundays from 8am to 6pm. Your safety is our number one concern. Always.